Cicero thinks all those Stormcloaks smell of old mead and cheese and the Imperial watch like bad wine and fish….
What are your favourite or best jokes? Sure, I like the one about the horker... but everyone needs variety once in a while!
AnonymousHmmm…. Cicero’s favorite was the horker one…. you leave Cicero little choice!
M'aiq may be a liar, if there are those who call him that, but M'aiq knows for sure that he has been looking desperately for calipers. Please do let him know if you find any.
AnonymousCalipers? Cicero has no time to find such things!
Do you kill bears? I hope you don't.
Bears are less fun to kill than humans. None of them can truly be innocent prey.
Have you ever met M'aiq? M'aiq is in fact a reputable source of information.
AnonymousM’aiq is a liar! Just like Rasha! Though he hasn’t done anything worthy of death yet…
You dont look that beautiful anyway
Cicero believe’s he’s handsome, men aren’t beautiful! I bet mother would believe so too.
Where do you get your oil for preserving our Mother? Is it like embalming fluid? Extracted from plants? Or somewhere else? Is it toxic? Flammable? ...Why is it special?
AnonymousIts made of Nightshade extract and Chaurus poison. Specially made to keep her perfectly moisturized and deadly to fools who touch her! Which is why Cicero wears gloves.
Oh we'll find you Cicero and your Dark friends and place your cowardly pathetic heads atop a pike!
Oooh.. He he he Cicero’s so sure that a…. warrior like yourself is intelligent enough to find him and mother…. Oooh! I’ll prepare some treats for when you arrive! Ahem… but I think they may go bad by then…
